Cranium Couture Shirt
Stand up and show some damn respect.
It's time to give a standing ovation to our fellow awe-inspiring drivers who've mastered the art of being mind-bogglingly average. These majestic creatures, who couldn't outdrive a sloth on tranquilizers, have graciously gifted us with endless laughter, buckets of sympathy tears, and a burning desire to gift-wrap them a GPS.
So let's celebrate the mediocrity with the Cranium Couture Collection and this midnight embroidered abdomen cover that’ll have everyone slow clapping your presence.
Product Details:
- Light blue embroidery
- Printed neck label
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft washed garment dyed fabric
- Double needle collar
- Twill taped neck and shoulders
- Double needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- As with all pigment-dyed shirts, colors and print results will vary
Embrace the humor and celebrate the average with the Cranium Couture Shirt. Made from soft washed, 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt features light blue embroidery and durable construction, ensuring both comfort and style. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and want to honor the everyday driver.
