Cranium Couture Shorts
Stand up and show some damn respect.
It's time to give a standing ovation to our fellow awe-inspiring drivers who've mastered the art of being mind-bogglingly average. These majestic creatures, who couldn't outdrive a sloth on tranquilizers, have graciously gifted us with endless laughter, buckets of sympathy tears, and a burning desire to gift-wrap them a GPS.
So let's celebrate the mediocrity with the Cranium Couture Collection and these pigment black embroidered thigh covers that’ll have everyone slow clapping your presence.
Product Details:
- White embroidery
- Printed waistband label
- 9oz (300 gm) 80% cotton/20% polyester blend
- Elastic waistband with flat drawcord
- Sewn eyelets
- Sewn fly detail
- Back pocket & Jersey lined hand pockets
- Relaxed fit with tapered knee opening
Cranium Couture Shorts ship on June 29th.
Embrace the humor and celebrate the average with the Cranium Couture Shorts. Made from a comfortable 80% cotton/20% polyester blend, these shorts feature a relaxed fit and durable construction. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and want to honor the everyday driver.
