Cranium Couture Women Shorts
Stand up and show some damn respect.
It's time to give a standing ovation to our fellow awe-inspiring drivers who've mastered the art of being mind-bogglingly average. These majestic creatures, who couldn't outdrive a sloth on tranquilizers, have graciously gifted us with endless laughter, buckets of sympathy tears, and a burning desire to gift-wrap them a GPS.
So let's celebrate the mediocrity with the Cranium Couture Collection and these pigment black embroidered thigh covers that’ll have everyone slow clapping your presence.
Product Details:
- White embroidery
- Standard fit
- 7 oz, 55% ring-spun cotton / 45% polyester blend
- 3-end fleece
- Wave Washed for softness and unique color
- Blind stitch coverstitch sewing
- Elastic waistband with shoestring drawcord
- Sewn eyelets
- Jersey lined hand pockets
Cranium Couture Women Shorts ship on June 29th.
Embrace the humor and celebrate the average with the Cranium Couture Women Shorts. Made from a comfortable 55% ring-spun cotton / 45% polyester blend, these shorts feature a standard fit and durable construction. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and want to honor the everyday driver.
